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'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"I have no idea, and keep in mind that the people who call me the Human Compass are the same ones who call you Curly."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Can You Spot the Differences?

Thinking Gears

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Ghost School.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Paul Ree

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Now you can send it."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Toys

Man and brain

Human Brain

"...it's another metal detector."

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

"Call me!"