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Enlightenment sounds okay, but I've decided to go with willful ignorance instead!

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"I have no idea, and keep in mind that the people who call me the Human Compass are the same ones who call you Curly."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Can You Spot the Differences?

Thinking Gears

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Ghost School.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

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'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Now you can send it."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Human Brain

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Man and brain

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

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