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USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Tiny Visions

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Kid doing cave paintings

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Citizen of the world.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Toys

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Little boys

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'