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A wine snob prefers books that are full of snobbery and pedantry.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Imagine

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Toys

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Little boys

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Universe of reading

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'