Artistic Elitist Prints

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Champagne at the hunt

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Tea Snob.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"Now who's being judgy?"

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'This looks like a bad case of Humorous interruptus... commonly known as cartoonist's block.'

"The dove must be back."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"This doesn't leave much room for creativity."

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'

'The Garrett Club'

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.