Party Elitist Gifts

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Champagne at the hunt

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Tea Snob.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'The Garrett Club'

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

Wussapalooka

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

"Of course we Left care about the working class! Just as my shoemaker, my gardener, the wine dealer or the tailor!"

'...46 and still have Principles...'

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

'I hear your headmaster's only listed in Who's Who.'