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"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

'Greenwich in the Season'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'New money or old money?'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Wall St. Glitterati

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

The Artificial Intelligentsia

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Immoral Country Club

'A Chiswick Fete'

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

'I hear your headmaster's only listed in Who's Who.'

'It's lonely at the top, but it's a good lonely.'

The Millionaire's Club

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."