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"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Immoral Country Club

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

'A Chiswick Fete'

Ladies' Mile

"Gosh, guys, I'm excited. This is my first cabal."

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'