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'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'Brewers Men'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"This leads to the actual library."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

Two Men Dining.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Sloane Ranger.

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

Marquis

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

Flunkey explaining to housemaid that he is not accustomed to physical exertion

"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."