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"Omigod. The entire axis of boring is in there."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"This leads to the actual library."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Two Men Dining.

Sloane Ranger.

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

'I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school.'

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

Marquis

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"