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"Omigod. The entire axis of boring is in there."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

"This leads to the actual library."

Two Men Dining.

Sloane Ranger.

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

Posh store has sign: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

'I'm afraid you could do better work in order to get your daughter into this school.'

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

Marquis

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

"My dear, it seems we have been socially distancing ourselves for years without our realizing it."

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."

"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"