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"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

Night of the Living Well-Read

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Wussapalooka

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'The Garrett Club'

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

Still Life Exhibit

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

"Well gentlemen, I think it's time we rejoined the ladyboys."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"Can you help me out? I'm a little bit short with my club dues."

"What are you pretending to be absorbed in?"

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

"How's school? Have you made some cronies?"

"Your butler, your father and I are concerned that with grades like these, you'll just end up being part of the 99%."