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"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Demonic Repossession.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Champagne at the hunt

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Urban Expansion

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

Autumn Leaves

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Men Working Since 1931

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

Beware: Safe Area.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

(Used to be) END.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'