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The Artificial Intelligentsia

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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

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"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

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'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Art Gallery.

"And now...here to spew his unique brand of unhinged babble and utter nonsense, let's welcome my guest..."

Precisely Inprecise

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"But is it art?"