Modern Urbanite Gifts

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Le Corbusier

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

Real Tree Cut Down in Concrete Jungle

Man Builds Piers.

"The end of my patience is near!"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'Public/Private Park etc'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Urban snail

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Urban relocation

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Urban therapy.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

The City Anus.