Romantic Urbanite Gifts

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Paint pots in love

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Mr Metrosexual.

Ostriches making out

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."