Quirky Urbanite Gifts

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

Smoking in the city.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"The end of my patience is near!"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Future site of the aquarium.

Urban snail

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Urban therapy.

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

Bikini Between Buildings

'Must be an Umberto Eco-town.'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."