Quirky City Life Lover Gifts

The Denouement is Nigh!

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Turtle Trailer Court

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Blok drives by New York City.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Right Here

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Rocket Parking

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Sidewalk the game

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'Slow and hurl.'

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."