Whimsical City Lover Gifts

Snowman Building

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Blok drives by New York City.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Right Here

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Rocket Parking

'I like a man in a suit.'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Condom Delivery

Bus of Fools

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Progress.

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

Tree Tunnel

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Carrot reading.