Urban Whimsicality Lovers Gifts

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant slug attacks a city

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Monster Clown

Serenade for you...

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Balloon Man

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

Snowman Building

Chugger

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"And I always thought it was out in the woods someplace."

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

Street Dancing

A signpost labelled 'Thither' and 'Yon'.