Urban Whimsicality Lovers Gifts

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant slug attacks a city

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Monster Clown

Serenade for you...

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Balloon Man

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

Snowman Building

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Chugger

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

A signpost labelled 'Thither' and 'Yon'.

"And I always thought it was out in the woods someplace."

Street Dancing

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'