Whimsical City Lover T-Shirts

Snowman Building

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A man looks up at the earth

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Blok drives by New York City.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Rocket Parking

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Right Here

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Condom Delivery

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Bus of Fools

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

Progress.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

Tree Tunnel