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The Denouement is Nigh!

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Right Here

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Rocket Parking

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Slow and hurl.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Sidewalk the game

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Condom Delivery

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."