Ironic City Lovers T-Shirts

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

King Kongs first christmas

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Monster Clown

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Netsukes of New York.

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Rocket Parking

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Right Here

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

For All The Detroit Haters.

Condom Delivery

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Bus of Fools

Progress.

Snowman Building

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

It occurs to Byron that Toronto's Ranking as the third most polite city was very well deserved.

Park Avenue

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"