Ironic City Lovers T-Shirts

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

King Kongs first christmas

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Monster Clown

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Netsukes of New York.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Right Here

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Rocket Parking

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

For All The Detroit Haters.

Bus of Fools

Condom Delivery

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

Progress.

Snowman Building

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

It occurs to Byron that Toronto's Ranking as the third most polite city was very well deserved.

"So we're agreed. You get everything south of 59th. We get the rest. Capice?"

Park Avenue

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"