Urbanite On Vacation Gifts

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'Let's go early you said. We'll miss the crowds...'

'This is totally bananas!'

Third-Floor Rapunzel

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Urban therapy.

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

"How was the ski trip?"

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'