Romantic Urbanite Pillows

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Diamond outfits

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love linked

Love Conquers All

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Ostriches making out

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."