Urban Romantics Pillows

"I don't expect you to love me forever, just until you get stabbed."

Right click for yes...

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"On your left."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Graffitti.

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Love in Boom

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"The thing I like about New York, Claudia, is you."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

Strategies that will always work

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

' Well..She did it to me again.'

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."