Urban Romance Lover Gifts

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Mr Metrosexual.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

A man looks up at the earth

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Salt and Pepper

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Sick Building Syndrome

"It's about time."

A Prickly Pair