Urban Romance Lover Gifts

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pearly King and Queen

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

A man looks up at the earth

Mr Metrosexual.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Salt and Pepper

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

A Prickly Pair

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Sick Building Syndrome

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.