Modern Urbanite Prints

Of course this isn't my super-costume. Have you tried finding a phone box lately?

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Le Corbusier

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

Real Tree Cut Down in Concrete Jungle

"The end of my patience is near!"

Man Builds Piers.

'Public/Private Park etc'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Third-Floor Rapunzel

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Urban snail

Urban relocation

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

Urban therapy.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'