Outdoor Urbanite Prints

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Glastonbury. After.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"Not to mention the park view."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Beginning Yarder.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The etchings are in the library."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."