Royalty Critics Gifts

'I am TOO a multiculturalist -- I have slaves from all over the WORLD!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

My Prince.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

Put it in petty cash.