Royalty Critics Gifts

'I am TOO a multiculturalist -- I have slaves from all over the WORLD!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Not till you're sixteen.'

My Prince.

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.