Royalty Commentator Gifts

"This must be the transparency he promised."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

"King of what, exactly?"

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"I've half a mind to take it down."

'...I'm the only one here who's outrageously high opinion of themselves is actually justified.'

Prince William and Kate Middleton

King Charles III's coronation

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'You can't keep blaming everything on the Mongol hordes.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

Joke of a lover

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

Spain's former King Juan Carlos goes to go exile over scandals

"That's kingsize?"

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Imagine how much it would have cost him if he'd actually met her."

"Okay, you're hired. But with this king you must bring along a jest explainer."