Royalty Commentator Pillows

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

King Charles III's coronation

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'...I'm the only one here who's outrageously high opinion of themselves is actually justified.'

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Prince William and Kate Middleton

"I've half a mind to take it down."

BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'You can't keep blaming everything on the Mongol hordes.'

Spain's former King Juan Carlos goes to go exile over scandals

Joke of a lover

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

"That's kingsize?"

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

"Imagine how much it would have cost him if he'd actually met her."

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"