Monarch Critics Gifts

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

The Queen

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

"Any apologies for absence?"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

Ethelred II

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

King with crown has coffee with crown.

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

God save the Queen.

The Queen

Henry VIII

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

Eadwig

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

King George III

Prince Charles.

Queen Mary II