Monarchy Mockers Gifts

"Reason for return?"

Clean for ye Queen

'How about a game of cards?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Charles I

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Henry VIII

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'I'm bushed -- Let's call it a day.'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

Royal Baby - A Future King.

'Forget the horse, I'll go by Longshanks's pony.'

'The best part about being a king is that you can name your own salary.'

King Edward V

Knut Sveinsson

King vs King- who's the clown?

'He's expecting a big foreign aid check.'

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

Prince Philip

Under new management.

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."