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"Reason for return?"

Clean for ye Queen

'How about a game of cards?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

Charles I

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

Henry VIII

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

'I'm bushed -- Let's call it a day.'

'The best part about being a king is that you can name your own salary.'

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

'He's expecting a big foreign aid check.'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Royal Baby - A Future King.

King vs King- who's the clown?

Knut Sveinsson

'Forget the horse, I'll go by Longshanks's pony.'

King Edward V

Prince Philip

Under new management.

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."