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King paper plane.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"I tested very high in playing."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Rod Stewart

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Queen reigning.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Any apologies for absence?"

Ethelred II

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

God save the Queen.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

The Queen

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

Eadwig

Polly want a cracker? Is there any particular reason why you speak like Jay Silverwheels? (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-31)

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."