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King paper plane.

'How about a game of cards?'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"I tested very high in playing."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Queen reigning.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Ethelred II

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

God save the Queen.

The Queen

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

Eadwig

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

King George III