Monarchy Mimic Gifts

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

"Do me next."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

The Royal Wii.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

Lady Jane Grey

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Elizabeth I

Charles I

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."