Monarchy Mimic Pillows

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."

"Do me next."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Lady Jane Grey

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"