Monarch Critics Pillows

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

The Queen

Charles I

Queen reigning.

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Ethelred II

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

God save the Queen.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

King with crown has coffee with crown.

The Queen

Henry VIII

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

Eadwig

'He's not exactly of noble birth, Daddy, but he IS a slumlord!'

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

King Edward VII

Prince Charles.

King George III

'The best part about being a king is that you can name your own salary.'