Monarchy Critic Pillows

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

Lady Jane Grey

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Richard I

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Charles I

Elizabeth I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

The Queen

'The era of big tyranny is over!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,