Monarchy Critic Mugs

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Royal Wii.

"Actually, we're all better off when he IS sleeping on the job."

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Lady Jane Grey

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

The Queen