Monarchy Analyst Mugs

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Lady Jane Grey

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Richard I

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

The Queen

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"Well, so much for the 'will of the people.'"

"Men only want one thing: to form an alliance between your two nations."