Monarchy Analyst T-Shirts

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

British Prime Minister

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

The Royal Wii.

Elizabeth II

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Lady Jane Grey

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

King Richard I

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Charles I

Elizabeth I

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

'We're a constitutional monarchy now- so, you can call me 'Hank'.'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

The Queen

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'The era of big tyranny is over!'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? - You're kidding, right?'