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"I hope this won't discourage you from expressing your candid and forthright opinions on my sovereignty in the future."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Lady Jane Grey

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'I'll need four character references.'

The Queen

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

"Men only want one thing: to form an alliance between your two nations."

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

Queen Elizabeth II

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

Prince Harry

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

Victory in the Ashanti Wars, 1874

Outbreak of Boer War

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'