Monarchy Investigator Mugs

"I hope this won't discourage you from expressing your candid and forthright opinions on my sovereignty in the future."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Spying Smart TV

Lady Jane Grey

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'I'll need four character references.'

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

The Queen

"Men only want one thing: to form an alliance between your two nations."

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

'I WARNED you about community organizers!'

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

'Maybe I don't have divine rights, but I sure have divine PRIVILEGES!'

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

Queen Elizabeth II

King George IV (as Henry VIII) Rejects Citizen's Demands

Prince Harry

Publication of Paine's 'Rights of Man'

Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.

Victory in the Ashanti Wars, 1874

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'

Outbreak of Boer War

'I told you not to trust neocon advisors!'

Prince Charles celebrates Queen's abdication.