Monarch Watcher T-Shirts

'Of course Members of Parliament should have term limits -- We kings only get to serve one term!'

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

British Prime Minister

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

A king and his paperwork.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Couch and Potato

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Exchange Rate.

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Bank Ratings Lowered.