Monarch Watcher Pillows

'Of course Members of Parliament should have term limits -- We kings only get to serve one term!'

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'Quiet desperation -- that's the best kind.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

British Prime Minister

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

A king and his paperwork.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Standard And P****d.

Graffiti on guard's horse

Travel looks strong!

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Couch and Potato

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'We're counting on inflation.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

Chinese Stock Market Crash