Royalty Watcher Pillows

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Anarchy/Monarchy.

Trump state visit

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"You and your 'democratic reforms'!"

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

'Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Kosovo, South Ossetia -- Sooner or later, they're going to notice us here in Luxembourg.'

'How come it's always my ideas that are inflationary?'

'Don't think of it as imperialism -- think of it as supersizing the country!'

'His entourage keeps wandering away.'

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

'Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Kosovo, South Ossetia -- Sooner or later, they're going to notice us here in Luxembourg.'

The Royal Box

'I hate to bread this to you, but when they call you 'Fearless Leader,' it's NOT a compliment.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Either you withdraw your statement that the king and the government are a bunch of clowns or..."

Royal Wedding Mania

Financial Scandal in Spanish Royal Family

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

Prince Gormless explains

"And if it does fit, please sign this pre-nup saying you won't do any 'tell-all' interviews about the royal family."

Prince Andrew

Harry & Meghan Vows

Prince turns into a frog due to a short spell in Britain.

A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet

"Open up for the cleaning crew."

"It's the police, sir - they want to, er, interview you."

"And what do you do?"

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

Her Majesty's Servants - Palmerston is Let Go in Favour of Lord John

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'We had a full and frank exchange of views.'