Royal Watchers Pillows

Queen and Price Philip at home.

King and queen waiting to be seated.

'I can't play today -- Dad grounded me for obstruction of justice.'

Medieval King

'Never MIND what Lady Godiva does!'

Prince Harry

'Do you believe in democracy?', 'You bet I do -- I've seen it happen!'

"No, no - 'Camilla Parker Bowles'

'Yes, that was quite an amusing signing-off joke but in deference to the prince. . .'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Cord cutter

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

British Prime Minister

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

A king and his paperwork.

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."