Royal Style Watchers Pillows

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

King George I

Cord cutter

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

British Prime Minister

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

A king and his paperwork.

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

High Pants/Low Pants.

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."