Royal Fashionistas Pillows

'Gold just isn't your color.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Three Ladies

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"