Royal Fashionistas Prints

'Gold just isn't your color.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Three Ladies

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Unhappy King

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'